Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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