"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
