is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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