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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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