I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Sex in the backyard? Check.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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