I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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