didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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