i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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