shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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