we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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