on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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