Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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