i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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