The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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