I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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