Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Four minutes until I can fart!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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