we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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