I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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