RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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