is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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