Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
pop tarts are not kleenex
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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