i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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