no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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