I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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