i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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