i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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