I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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