You work out of a Hotel?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Randomize
