i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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