Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Sorry about my life...
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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