I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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