is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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