How'd it feel making her break her religion?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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