"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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