The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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