Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Randomize
