i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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