I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We talked him into tasing himself.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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