All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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