You're completely useless in the revolution.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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