mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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