There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
