Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We're not piercing ourselves today.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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