that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
you will always have a special place in my vag
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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