Betty ford says i'm here all night
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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