She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
