I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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