Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Also, beer. Big fan.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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