i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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