In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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