i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
A+ Viking dick
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