Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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