I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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