I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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