She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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