I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
why do cheetos always look like penises
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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