u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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